I’m a Boy (alternate stereo version) Lyrics

One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is Bill and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend ages taking hairpins from my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my mother won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it Put your frock on Jean Marie Plait your hair Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally Joy Put this wig on, little boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the stream Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered in mud I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm__ a__ boy