The Humblest Man in the World Lyrics

I soar like a balding eagle or a nearsighted hawk Am I a conceited pigeon or a modest peacock? I'm an in outsider, petticoat tail rider I'm not a criminal, but I'm kind of a crimer For sure, the humblest man My lifelong job is to live in improve I can't comprehend the mundane I'm more sincere than a person who's very sincere When I say living a normal life is simply profane The least narcissistic, cordial rockstar I never kick that joke ball too far He's the punk rock icon seen on TMZ Does anyone here wanna hang out with me? The right wrong medicine won't make you live longer What does kill you won't make you stronger The punk rock nightbirds of a feather will always rock together He's the humblest man on the planet Give me any joke, I will deadpan it If humility's like wine, I'm getting finer with age He's the most unpretentious NOFX member on stage Alright