I’m a Rat Lyrics

I'm a rat in a trap And I'm happy about that Because everyone believes that I was caught Now they feel so good about themselves Cause they like to watch me suffer Until they found it in their hearts to help me out So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior I blamed it on my addiction to cheese Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated And I finally get to do what the fuck I please I'm a rat And I don't wanna hear your sermon I am a vermin And I'm always gonna gnaw on things I know will aggravate you I'm a rat acting like a good doer Till I go back to my sewer And ingest my chosen poisons I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat And I put myself in that trap Cuz I'm a rat who will race your human races I don't want the pole position I won't live on competition I'm a rat who figured out how to win Without anybody losing Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten Cuz I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat And I put myself in that trap And I'm happy about that