Evil Lyrics

I went through the jungle I met a king snake He said excuse me Mister I think I made a mistake I looked at the lion He bowed his head I looked at the tiger And he fell dead Oh so evil Evil, as anybody can be You know I'm the hoochie coochie man Don't nobody mess with me I met an elephant It was big as a house I made him reduce So he looked like a mouse I met a [Incomprehensible] bear And he was so big I made him lose his hair And now he needs a wig Oh so evil Evil, as anybody can be I'm so darn gone evil boy Don't nobody mess with me I met a rattlesnake He thought he was smart He was double dealing I held the ace card He sneaked up and bit me Stretched out and died So when you see me coming You better run n hide Oh so evil Evil, as anybody can be You know I'm a nature born lover Don't nobody mess with me