My Girlfriend's an Alcoholic Lyrics

My girlfriend is so beautiful She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts Theres no end to her kindness She's the only one to make me laugh until it hurts Her eyes shine, her teeth sparkle She watches all my favourite shows But there's only one thing you should know Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect... Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it, when she... Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic My girlfriend loves yoga She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots, does pilates then kamikazes So sweet but you never wanna piss her off Cause theres one thing you should know Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect... Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it, when she... Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic And every night, I end up driving So she don't go out D.U.I.in' again Get locked in the pen. Again. (solo) Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect... Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it, when she... Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic