When I Was His Alien Lyrics

When I was his alien And the world was young and gay He thought I was as interesting As teddy bears were cute When I was his alien Every day was Tanqueray Every night Bacardi And the twilight Absolut Through the winter and the spring We'd make a game of everything Chowing down on dunkaroos And watching Ricky Lake But now he's older, breaking free He'd rather play with boobs than me I can't believe our special bond must break Now I'm not his alien What we had must finally end I'm useless As a car on bricks Atop a redneck's lawn Now I'm not his alien Sadness is my only friend But life... Goes... On. Well that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered.