We're Red & We're Gay Lyrics

Greg: It's impossible, you say, to be Republican and gay But, baby, like Virginia Slims we've come a long, long way It once was thought to be a fairy meant voting for Bill or Kerry But not today! We're red and we're gay Jeff and Paul like hot pectorals And good old-fashioned Christian morals Hey hey, hey, hey We're red and we're gay All: Our loafers are light But we still vote for the right It's true we can't wed, but we support the Fed We like each other's butts and big ol' spending cuts Man: We like to pack fudge and heat Greg: Big long guns with ivory handles Go well with my scented candles Yay, NRA Let's take a spa day All: Your skin looks so toned Now spritz with fancy cologne These pants make you slim U.S. defense we won't trim Have a pastry or two, we'll get a trainer for you Greg: Have you met hot Andrew? Andrew: Eva Longoria is a client and a close personal friend. Greg: Oh, it's fun to do things our way Don't take our word ask Ernie, Bert or Manet All: We're red and we're gay we're red and we're gay We're red and we're gay We're red and we're gay We're red and we're gay... We're red and we're gay!