Ollie North Lyrics

Stan:In the 80's there was cold war drama. We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the contras. Freedom was their mantra. So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines. But congress stopped the contra money flow. Just cause they moved a teeny bit of blow. But then a hero came forth his name was Oliver North, He and Reagen went around the sissy congress. OLLIE NORTH, OLLIE NORTH. Stan (speaking): You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country named Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the contras. Genius! Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press. Contras: Awwww. Press: He He. Stan: Reagen and North began to stress. Reagen: Well... North: Nyaay! Stan: Cause what they did was technically high treason! But it was totally justified. Stan: North volunteered to take the blame, to save Reagen from prison rape shame. The truth he did bury with his hot secretary. Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot free. OLLIE NORTH OLLIE NORTH he's a soldier, and a hero and a novelist and now he's on Fox News! Roger: Crap, that's the end.