Uzbekistan Lyrics

[Intro: Christopher Bowes] Let's go [Verse 1: Christopher Bowes] For an eternity I voyaged cross the sea To a land of eternal sunshine A man without a hand Called it Uzbekistan Smiled at me with a toothless grin [Pre-Chorus: Elliot Vernon] He said he could show me the way But there's always a price to pay [Chorus: Christopher Bowes] To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land [Verse 2: Christopher Bowes] For a piece of eight He opened up the gates And we sailed to the other side We dodged some cannon fire And murderers for hire 'Til we found where the treasures hide [Pre-Chorus: Elliot Vernon] In the depths of the Registan We stole the gold and we drank the rum [Chorus: Christopher Bowes] To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land [Breakdown: Christopher Bowes and Elliot Vernon] Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan is a pirate land [Bridge: Elliot Vernon] We can never go to Uzbekistan Unfortunately we've been banned The President didn't like this song We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn [Chorus: Christopher Bowes and Elliot Vernon] To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land