The Last Saskatchewan Pirate Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there And the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job, the answer always "no" Hire you now, they'd always laugh, we just let twenty go The government, they promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan [Chorus] Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores [Verse 2] Well you think the locals farmers would know that I'm at large But, just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed their ship, and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomachs are a-quiver 'Cause they know the Captain Yarr is hiding in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay [Chorus] Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores [Verse 3] Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He'd follow on the shoreline 'cause he didn't own a boat But cutbacks were a-coming and the Mountie lost his job So now he's sailing with us and we call him Little Bob A swingin' sword, a skull n' bones, and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the GST, screw it Saling down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas If ya wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me [Chorus] Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores [Verse 4] Well, pirate life's appealing, but you don't just find it here I hear in north Alberta, there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabasca, from Smith to Fort McKay And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze Our pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico [Chorus] Yeah t's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Yeah it's a heave-ho, hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Regina